He gets it.
Mila: “Ballerinas smoke and drink a lot of diet coke.” Craig Ferguson: “I used to do that.” Mila: “Really?” Craig Ferguson: “Well… it wasn’t diet coke, it was whiskey.”
In regard to the picture below...
mac and cheese pizza...
me: it's the best thing
Alex: I'd make out with you for just mac and cheese!
but pizza...that just sounds like heaven.
me: you'd make out with me for a rock
no offense to either of us.
wow, I might put that on tumblr
that was hilarious,
Sap back at ya
Being called the girl of his dreams by Prince Charming = best ever
Finding my old poetry. It’s making me laugh. Setting sail on glassy liquid, Floating on a silver charter, All across the waves so deep, A ship turned upside-down in water. Sailing onward, sailing upward, Underwater, searching ever, Hoist the colors! flag so crimson, The tie that binds us none can sever. Still on we go, blown to and fro, Where do we travel? None can say, We go on, sailing,...
Ugly Boring Facts
I don’t know what’s going to happen this year. My massage therapy pursuits are become dull and lackluster, difficult in a sleepy, brain-dead way. My body is tired and angry at me. I don’t know at all what’s going on in my life or what I’m going to do after I graduate. I want babies and I can’t have them, and my body won’t just stop it already with the...